Stewie vs. Candy the Cat

Pre-fight

Stewie: DAMMIT BRIAN! We had better get it right this time! By the way, DAMN YOU!

Brian: Calm down, Stewie.

Stewie: No Brian! This is YOUR fucking fault for not fixing the fucking Multiversal Remote, You stupid bitch!

Brian: No, No it is not.

Stewie uses the Multiversal Remote and travels to the Five Nights at Candy's universe, Then goes to the Office of the first location.

Stewie: DAMN YOU BRIAN! DAMN YOU!

Candy the Cat: W-W-W-Wanna P-P-Play? >:D

Stewie: Sure, Come fondle my scrotum.

Candy the Cat: T-T-T-T-Time to D-D-D-D-Die.

Fight!

Candy the Cat jumpscares Stewie, who blasts Candy with his laser gun disguised as a Sandwich

Stewie: FUCK YOU! FUCK. YOU!

Stewie attempts his Hypnotic Control Device, which fails as Candy is an animatronic with a child's spirit trapped inside of him.

Candy: N-N-Nice T--T-T--T-Try! >:D

Stewie: DAMN YOU CANDY, DAMN YOU!

Stewie: THAT IS FUCKING IT!

Stewie uses his Hovering Drill Machine, Drilling into Candy's stomach and disabling him.

Stewie: Damn you!

Candy becomes Old Candy.

Old Candy: Nice Try, B-B-Bitch!

Stewie: I have a motherfucking idea!

Stewie gets into his Robot Walker from Family Guy vs. American Dad Kung-Fu II

Stewie: HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, BITCH!?

Candy: W-W-W-W-Well S-S-S-Shit.

'''Stewie uses a metallic orb, It explodes. K.O.ing Candy'''

K.O!

End-fight Scene

Stewie rebuilds Candy to look retarded, Just like Bitch-Stewie, But in the form of Bitch-Candy.

Stewie: Now just a little programming..

Stewie programs Bitch-Candy to obey his every command.

Stewie: There we fucking go, I can't wait to fucking show this to Brian.

Brian: Dude, I'm right here.

Stewie: Oh, True, I fucking forgot.

Stewie: Let's fucking test this thing. Hey Bitch-Candy, Take Rupert from Brian.

Bitch-Candy does exactly that, And hands Rupert to Stewie.

Stewie: Good. Now let's fucking go back home.

Stewie uses the Multiversal Remote, Sending Stewie, Bitch-Candy, and Brian back to the Family Guy universe.

Stewie: Luckily we fucking killed Bertram, No bad things will happen this time.

Bertram: OH YEAH?!

Stewie: Go away Bertram, What the fuck is this, Dragon Ball? You finally kill your arch-enemy and he comes back just to rub salt into the wound? Fuck off.

Brian: ROASTED!

Stewie: I'm gonna go fucking insult Meg, See you bitches later.