Deadpool vs. Spider-man (Disney's "The Amazing Spider-man".)

Pre-fight
Deadpool is standing over the corpse of Venom, Of which challenged Spider-man to a fight. Spider-man web slings over to Deadpool.

Spider-man: Venom?...Wake up, Buddy! Spidey is here!

Deadpool: Killed your bitch for you, By the way this has a horrible fucking plot.

Spider-man: Narrates So Spidey got ready to fight the Merc with a Mouth.

Fight
Deadpool: Alright, WTF? God damn, There's a fucking FIGHT header over us now.

Spider-man: So? Doesn't that mean we Fight?

Deadpool: Good idea.

Deadpool tore the Fight word off of the page and threw it at Spider-man.

Spider-man: OW. Holy heck, Dude!

Deadpool: Want to see some awesome shit?

Spider-man: Uhh, Sure.

Deadpool: Okay, Hit me as hard as you can.

Spider-man shoots a shit ton of webs at Deadpool, To which Deadpool regenerates.

Deadpool: The writers call me "Regenerating Degenerate".

Spider-man: What does "Degenerate" stand for?

Deadpool: THIS!

Deadpool takes out a katana, And slices off Spider-man's head.

K.O!

End-fight Scene
Deadpool: Well, That was a load of bullshit, Time to go fight some other douche. Hopefully I know who is coming. Bitch. See you around, Fiction Fight Wiki! Deadpool smirks, and ends off the battle.

Deadpool wins!