Stewie Griffin vs. Evil Morty

Pre-fight

Evil Morty: Muahahaha! My plan is almost complete... I just have to annihilate THIS Rick-like creature.

A photo of Stewie is shown.

Meanwhile in the Family Guy universe...

Stewie: Brian, What the fuck is wrong with my multiversal fucking remote?

Brian: Gee, I don't know Stewie, Maybe you can fix it?

Stewie: I ALREADY TRIED THAT, ASSWIPE!

Brian: Geez, Alright... Let's just go universe travelling, Maybe it's fixed.

Stewie: Good idea.

Stewie presses a button on his multiversal remote, and he goes to the Rick & Morty universe, specifically the Citadel.

Evil Morty: And there he is... Let's go, Ricks.

Stewie infiltrates Evil Morty's office.

Evil Morty: Hmm, Neat. THIS WILL BE EASY.

Stewie: God damn it, A universe where a Morty is a fucking president.

Evil Morty: What, so you have something against Mortys? FINE, LET'S SETTLE THIS.

Stewie: Alright, Fuck-face.

Fight!

Evil Morty uses a transmitter to bring in Evil Rick, Who confiscates the Multiversal Remote.

Stewie: I will destroy you, DAMN YOU!

Stewie takes out a laser gun disguised as a sandwich.

Evil Morty: Snack time already?

Stewie: Nah.

Stewie shoots Evil Rick with the laser gun, Completely obliterating him.

Evil Morty: YOU PIECE OF SHIT! THAT WAS A DICK MOVE!

Stewie: Was it? Was it really?

Evil Morty snaps his fingers, a few Ricks walk up to Stewie.

Evil Morty: Yes, Yes it was.

Stewie: Oh shit.

The Ricks shoot Stewie, Only stunning him.

Stewie: AH FUCK, I CAN'T MOVE!

Evil Morty: Good, Now DIE.

Evil Morty reveals a gun, Shooting Stewie in the brains.

Stewie: Ouch.

K.O!

End-fight Scene

Evil Morty: Take him away, Ricks.

Ricks: In unison Okay, President.

The Ricks take away Stewie, Throwing him into a jail cell and giving him his Multiversal Remote, It's revealed that Stewie was only playing dead, And he uses the remote to go back to Family Guy.

Brian: Stewie... OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY?!

Stewie: Relax, Brian. It's just ketchup, You bitch.

Brian: Alright..

Bertram: I'M BAAAACKKKK

Stewie: Oh, We haven't seen this asshole in a few episodes, Why are you here?

Bertram: BECAUSE I CAN BE YOU STUPID ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT!

Stewie: Whatever.