Stewie Griffin vs. Frieza

Pre-fight

Stewie: We better get this thing right this time, Brian!

Brian Griffin: Is this REALLY a good idea?

Stewie: Trust me, There's nobody more homosexua- I mean smarter than me.

'''Stewie activates his Multiversal Remote, entering the Dragon Ball universe. Specifically around the time Frieza attacks.'''

Frieza: MORE MONKEYS?!

Stewie: See Brian? I knew it would work.

Brian: No, It didn't work actually, This is the Dragon Ball universe, We need to find Bertram or a hero before Bertram can destroy this universe.

Stewie: Great fucking job Brian, You just told everyone at home our god damn plans.

Brian: Chill, Stewie.

Stewie: Either way, Frieza probably heard you too.

Frieza: Ah, I see, These monkeys... Err monkey and dog, Want to save Goku and the others!

Stewie: God fucking damn it Brian, Why does this have to be happening like this? This guy clearly wants to attack us. DAMN YOU BRIAN! DAMN YOU!

Brian: I'll go find some popcorn and watch you die, Stewie.

Stewie: DAMN YOU BRIAN! DAMN. YOU.

Frieza: Prepare for your death! >:D

Fight!

Frieza fires a Death Beam at Stewie, To which Stewie creates a clone of himself named "Bitch-Stewie" and uses Bitch-Stewie to block the Death Beam.

Frieza: WHAT THE HECK?!

Stewie: I may be just a fucking baby, But i'm fucking advanced for my age, Frieza.

Stewie gets out a time machine, and goes back to before this fight happens.

Stewie: Crisis averted..

Past Stewie: Well Well Well, Who are you? ARE YOU BERTRAM?!

Stewie: No, You're me from the past, Which this period in time is your present, I'm you from the future.

Past Stewie: Oh, Well... In that case, Could you help find Bertram?

Stewie: Kinda in the middle of something..

Past Stewie: Let me guess, You picked a fight with Frieza and used your time machine to travel here?

Stewie: HOW'D YOU KNOW?!

Past Stewie: Remember, I'm you from the past.

Stewie: Well, Try not to pick a fight with your Frieza.

Past Stewie: Ugh, Fine.

Stewie travels back to when the fight is happening.

Frieza: OOH, ANOTHER MONKEY?!

Stewie: You may not remember me, But I fixed the past and made it so that you and me don't fight.

Frieza: THEN DIE!!!!

Frieza shoots a Death Ball at Stewie, Which he creates Bitch-Stewie and blocks it with Bitch-Stewie's body.

Frieza: WHAT THE HELL?! HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?!

Stewie: I just do. Now... BRIAN, GET YOUR STUPID ASS OVER HERE!

Brian: What is it, Stewie?

Stewie: Can we use any of my devices?

Brian: Your Stealth Bomber Jets.

Stewie: For a bitch you may be smart.

Brian: I'll take that as a compliment...

Stewie: It wasn't one.

Stewie uses his Stealth Bomber Jets, and bombs Frieza multiple times.

Frieza: WHAT. THE. HELL. MONKEY!?

Stewie: Look maggot, I inadvertently caused the creation of the Universe, It's best to not fuck with me. Or you can, I'm the most homosexual thing here.

Frieza: Eww... WHATEVER! I'll just end your stupid butt!

Frieza becomes Golden Frieza.

Stewie: DAMN YOU BRIAN! DAMN YOU!

Golden Frieza: So, You've realized your place.. About time.

Stewie: Oh really?

Stewie blasts Golden Frieza with a laser gun disguised as a sandwich.

Stewie: DIE! DIE FAGGOT! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Frieza: Oh shit.

Frieza's stamina became way too low, And he got K.O.ed by Stewie using another Stealth Bomber Jet.

K.O!

End-fight Scene

Stewie: We better fucking do better this time, Brian!

Brian: Hopefully...

Stewie: We don't need to end up with this BULLSHIT happening again!

Stewie uses the Multiversal Remote again, Transporting himself and Brian to the universe Family Guy takes place in.

Brian: Home sweet home..

Bertram: SURPRISE FUCKERS!

Stewie: Oh boy, Here we fucking go again.