Deadpool vs. Shadow the Hedgehog

Pre-fight

Deadpool: Hmm, Where am I? Oh wait, I'm a fictional character.

Deadpool plays the game Shadow the Hedgehog.

Deadpool: Okay, So I'm in Westopolis, Good to know.

Shadow the Hedgehog: Hmph. Who is THIS faker?

Deadpool: Hey, Faker? I have CANCER.

Shadow the Hedgehog: Yeah, Then why are we both black and red? Hmph.

Deadpool: I have GUNZ! :D

Shadow: I also have those, I have guns. Hmph.

Deadpool: Do you have awesome katanas?

Shadow: Hmph... No. Maybe we're different. LET'S FIGHT STILL!

Fight!

'''Deadpool shoots Shadow in the face. Which he counters with a bullet of his own.'''

Shadow: You'll need a lot more than those DAMN bullets to hit ME.

Deadpool: Shadow, Watch your mouth! Kids are watching.. I can sense it.

Shadow: Hmph, What kids? I see G.U.N. Soldiers and Black Arms aliens, But no DAMN kids.

Deadpool: Phew, He isn't aware he's a fictional character, This should be easy.

Shadow: Hmph, Am i.. A fake character?

Deadpool: No, Totally not. Heh Heh..

Shadow: Good. CAUSE I CAN BLAST YOUR FACE OFF! Chaos.... BLAST!!!

Shadow blasts Deadpool with Chaos Energy.

Deadpool: And healing factor in 3...2...1

Deadpool heals.

Deadpool: BANG BANG! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!

'''Deadpool shoots Shadow multiple times, Which results in Shadow needing to heal. But he can't.'''

Shadow: DAMN IT!

Shadow: CHAOS...... SPEAR!!!!!

Shadow uses Chaos Spear on Deadpool.

Deadpool: OH FUCK YOU. Healing factor in 3...2...1.

Deadpool heals again.

Deadpool: KATANA TIME!

Deadpool slices Shadow in half with his katanas.

Shadow: DAMN IT!

K.O!

End-fight Scene

'''Deadpool is sent back to his universe, and has sex with Lady Death. Then falls asleep because of him getting tired.'''

Deadpool: ZZZ...

The winner is...Oh fucking hell.

Deadpool: SPIDER-MAN, I MEAN DEATHSTROKE, I MEAN DEADPOOL! Shit.